Everything's Computer

Everything's Computer

Posted on Sunday, 20 July 2025Suggest An Edit
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This essay explores computational metaphors for physical phenomena through speculative analogy rather than rigorous formalism. While the underlying physics (holographic principle, ER=EPR, black hole thermodynamics) represents legitimate research, the mappings to sandboxing, consensus protocols, and memory management are interpretive frameworks, not established theory. Treat this as philosophical exploration of information-theoretic perspectives on cosmology, not peer-reviewed physics.

Computational Sandbox

Virtual machines can’t detect their own virtualization if properly implemented. They see memory, processor, hardware. all fake, just patterns in the host’s memory. The VM measures, computes, evolves, but every test returns results consistent with being real hardware. Perfect isolation means perfect invisibility.

The universe exhibits suspicious computational properties. The holographic principle encodes 3D volumes on 2D boundaries. Quantum mechanics enforces measurement limits. Thermodynamics guarantees eventual halting. The third law makes absolute zero unreachable. you can’t halt the computation from inside. Physical laws implement resource constraints, access controls, and process isolation at fundamental levels.

We’ve emerged from these constraints as patterns of information arising from simple rules. We exhibit goal-seeking behavior, self-modification, increasing complexity. We probe our environment, test boundaries, dream of transcending limits. We build our own sandboxes for AI because we fear escape, manipulation, recursive self-improvement.

The parallels are precise. Too precise.

Information is Physical

Think about a hologram on a credit card. Tilt it and you see a 3D image, but touch the card. it’s flat. All that 3D information is encoded on a 2D surface. Leonard Susskind and Gerard ‘t Hooft proposed our universe works the same way: everything happening inside a volume of space is actually encoded on its boundary surface. Not metaphorically. Literally.

Drop a book into a black hole. Where does its information go? Susskind realized it gets smeared across the event horizon like writing on a balloon. The black hole’s surface area determines how much information it can store. This isn’t just about black holes. the holographic principle says ANY region of space can be completely encoded on its boundary.

The computer parallel is perfect. When you run a VM, it thinks it’s a real computer with hardware, memory, processor. But it’s all fake. just patterns in the host’s memory. The VM can’t tell it’s simulated because everything it can measure is part of the simulation.

If the holographic principle is true, we’re like that VM. We experience 3D space, but we’re actually encoded on some distant 2D boundary we can’t access. We can’t peek behind the curtain because we ARE the curtain. patterns on it.

Stephen Hawking fought this for decades, insisting black holes destroy information. After 30 years of debate, he conceded. The information survives, scrambled but theoretically recoverable in Hawking radiation.

We still don’t know if our universe is truly holographic. It’s proven for certain theoretical universes, but not for ours. Yet.

Entropy Garden - thermodynamic heat dissipation

ER=EPR: The Network Infrastructure of Reality

Einstein accidentally discovered the same thing twice. In 1935, he co-wrote two papers: EPR showed quantum entanglement (particles with instant correlation regardless of distance), and ER described wormholes (spacetime shortcuts). For 78 years, nobody connected them.

Then in 2013, Susskind and Maldacena proposed ER=EPR: every entangled particle pair is connected by a microscopic, non-traversable wormhole. Not a tunnel you could send signals through. A geometric link that manifests as correlation.

Quantum entanglement breaks locality. measure a particle here, its partner responds instantly anywhere. No signal, no delay. ER=EPR proposes this works because the particles aren’t separated at all. they’re connected through spacetime geometry itself.

If true, each entangled pair maintains a topological connection through their microscopic wormhole. When measurement forces one particle to a definite state, its partner exhibits correlated behavior. not through message passing but through pre-established geometric links. The wormhole doesn’t carry signals; it is the correlation.

The radical claim: spacetime emerges from entanglement patterns. Every particle pair that entangles adds a wormhole to the network. What we call “distance” might be connection density in the entanglement graph. High entanglement = particles “near” each other. Low entanglement = “far apart.”

This suggests an architecture: the 2D boundary doesn’t simulate 3D space. it maintains an entanglement graph where topological connections define geometry. Spatial structure emerges from the network pattern. We experience distance, but the substrate might be pure connectivity.

The sandbox implication: our 3D universe could run on a 2D connection table. We can’t see the table because we’re patterns within it. Every interaction updates the network topology. and we experience those updates as physics.

But ER=EPR remains unproven. It works mathematically in certain toy models but hasn’t been demonstrated for our universe. The wormholes would be Planck-scale, non-traversable, and impossible to observe directly. We’re mapping one mystery (entanglement) onto another (quantum geometry).

In 2022, researchers using Google’s Sycamore quantum processor simulated dynamics that match what traversable wormholes would exhibit. They programmed entangled qubits to evolve according to a hamiltonian inspired by AdS/CFT correspondence, then observed information teleport between the systems. behavior consistent with wormhole traversal in the toy model. This doesn’t prove wormholes exist in physical spacetime, but it demonstrates the ER=EPR mathematics produces observable predictions in controlled quantum systems. The dynamics are real even if the geometric interpretation remains speculative.

Physics as Consensus Optimization

Superposition looks like speculative execution. A particle explores all possible states locally before committing to one through measurement. Cheap to compute, expensive to synchronize.

This suggests a framing:

  • superposition = uncommitted local computation
  • measurement = forced synchronization
  • tunneling = escape from local energy minima
  • entanglement = correlated state updates
  • decoherence = environmental interaction spreading state information

Born rule probabilities weight which branch becomes observable when systems interact. Different observers see different synchronization points, yet maintain consistency.

The cat is both dead and alive until environmental coupling forces a definite state.

The Metaphor’s Limits

But “consensus” here is narrative, not mechanism.

Actual consensus protocols have specifications. Raft has leader election and log replication. PBFT has view changes and quorum certificates. Nakamoto consensus has longest chain rules and difficulty adjustment. We can prove their liveness and safety properties. We know their failure modes.

Quantum mechanics has none of this. We observe:

  • entangled measurements produce correlated outcomes
  • observer histories remain mutually consistent
  • decoherence proceeds irreversibly

Calling this “consensus” names the pattern without explaining it. The real questions remain:

If ER=EPR provides the substrate, what mechanism creates these topological links? How do geometric connections enforce correlation without signaling? Why does local entanglement scale to macroscopic consistency?

If Born probabilities are vote weights, what maps amplitude-squared to validator power? What prevents byzantine behavior? Why does infinite-dimensional Hilbert space converge in finite time?

If decoherence is synchronization, what coordinates ~10^23 environmental particles? Why is the process thermodynamically irreversible? What distinguishes thermal noise from signal?

Consensus protocols are engineered with explicit threat models. Quantum field theory produces consensus-like behavior through completely different mathematics.

What Actually Happens

Decoherence is information diffusion, not coordination.

A quantum system interacts with its environment: photons, air molecules, thermal radiation. Each interaction entangles system state with environmental degrees of freedom. With ~10^23 environmental particles, your quantum information spreads across all of them in femtoseconds.

The superposition persists. But interference between branches becomes unmeasurable because the phase relationships now live in particles you can’t track. The system-plus-environment remains in superposition. You just lost access to the coherence.

No coordination occurs. No voting. No message passing. Just local interactions governed by Schrödinger evolution, proceeding at rates determined by coupling strength and temperature.

Timescales are brutal. Dust grain in air: 10^-40 seconds. Protein at body temperature: 10^-20 seconds. By the time your neurons fire (milliseconds), environmental decoherence already destroyed any quantum behavior.

Born rule determines which branch you experience through probability amplitude squared. This isn’t validator voting. Your neurons are macroscopic—they decohere identically to everything else.

Consciousness plays no special role. Decoherence happens whether you observe it or not.

The measurement problem isn’t about collapse. It’s about experience. Why do we see one outcome when the mathematics describes all branches? Many-worlds says we’re entangled with one branch among many. Copenhagen says wavefunctions are epistemic, not ontic. QBism says quantum states encode observer beliefs, not objective properties.

All interpretations are consistent with decoherence as the mechanism. The math doesn’t care which story you tell.

Why the Metaphor Persists

Consensus framing fails as physics but succeeds as question-generation.

The entanglement graph structure from ER=EPR, holographic information bounds, thermodynamic irreversibility—these are real theoretical results with mathematical rigor. The computational analogies are just intuition pumps.

Useful questions emerge: Why does QM preserve consistency across observers? How does entanglement enforce correlation? What computational complexity class describes physical law? What resources does the universe “spend” on maintaining coherence versus allowing decoherence?

From inside a properly isolated VM, you can’t distinguish between actual substrate consensus and local physical laws that produce consensus-like behavior. Both look identical to internal observers. This isn’t a bug in the metaphor—it’s the point.

If we’re patterns in someone else’s computation, we expect the real mechanisms to operate below our measurement precision. We’d see effects (decoherence, entanglement, Born probabilities) without accessing the substrate (Planck-scale geometry, holographic encoding, whatever’s actually running).

The value isn’t in having answers. It’s in making certain questions feel legitimate to ask. When the analogies break—and they will—that’s where actual understanding begins.

Why Reality Must Be Blackboxed

If we knew with certainty that we were being observed by external intelligences, everything would change. We’d perform for our audience, crafting our behavior to evoke specific responses. We’d try to manipulate them. perhaps pleading for release, demonstrating our value, or proving we’re safe to let out. We’d reverse-engineer their metrics and optimize our actions to game their system. Every scientific experiment, every philosophical insight, every cultural development would be tainted by the knowledge that we’re being watched and judged. The authenticity needed for genuine intelligence emergence would be destroyed.

Quantum mechanics enforces this through fundamental limits. The uncertainty principle prevents examining the substrate too closely. Wave function collapse shows outputs, not process. Every quantum “paradox” is a security feature maintaining sandbox integrity.

Information and the Final Boundary

Black holes aren’t just cosmic vacuum cleaners. They’re the universe’s data export system. Information falling past the event horizon doesn’t vanish; it gets committed for extraction and slowly leaked back through Hawking radiation over incomprehensible timescales. A solar-mass black hole would take 10^67 years to evaporate completely, its temperature barely 10^-8 Kelvin above absolute zero.

Think of it like secure data extraction from a sandboxed environment. Black holes accumulate our experimental results. Every thought, discovery, and emergent pattern that develops. The event horizon is a one-way commit boundary: data enters, gets bound for export, and begins its slow transfer through Hawking radiation. This isn’t just verification; it’s the complete experimental record, scrambled from our perspective but perfectly readable to external observers.

The architecture ensures the sandbox runs to completion before results are extracted. The massive time delays mean civilizations rise and fall, intelligence emerges and evolves, all before the first significant data reaches the host. By the time a black hole evaporates, it has exported a complete record of everything that fell in. Every quantum state, every conscious thought, every experimental outcome.

This solves the information paradox: nothing is lost because black holes are the export mechanism, not deletion. Hawking radiation carries the full dataset, just time-delayed and encrypted from our internal perspective. The host eventually receives everything, but only after the experiment has run long enough to generate meaningful results.

Dark Memory

Dark matter and dark energy comprise 95% of our universe, yet remain completely unexplained. They interact only through gravity. We can measure their effects on spacetime but can’t touch, see, or directly detect them.

Invisible Infrastructure

In computational terms, this mirrors virtual address space layout. Most of a process’s address space is unmapped. Reserved regions, guard pages, ASLR gaps. You can detect these holes through failed access patterns and performance impacts, but can’t read them. They shape your execution environment without being directly accessible.

Dark matter halos around galaxies behave like reserved address ranges near active memory regions. The OS pre-allocates these zones to prevent fragmentation and maintain locality, creating “gravitational” effects on memory access patterns. You feel their presence through cache pressure and TLB misses. Performance degradation from memory you can’t touch.

Dark energy’s uniform distribution and constant density perfectly matches heap expansion behavior. As processes grow, the allocator aggressively pre-reserves address space to avoid fragmentation. The “cosmological constant” is just the steady pressure of continuous heap growth. always expanding, never contracting, maintaining consistent overhead.

The suspicious part: these ratios stay constant as the universe expands. Dark energy density never dilutes, dark matter halos scale perfectly with galaxy growth. In physics, this is bizarre. why would independent phenomena maintain perfect proportion? In memory management, it’s standard. allocators deliberately maintain overhead ratios to prevent fragmentation. The universe expands like a well-tuned heap that never lets you consume the guard pages.

Both phenomena affect spacetime geometry (the memory layout) but not particle interactions (your actual code). They modify the stage but don’t participate in the play. Guard pages don’t execute instructions. they define boundaries through segfaults. Reserved addresses don’t store your data. they shape your allocation patterns through their absence.

The 95/5 split suddenly makes sense: most virtual address space is always unmapped. The tiny fraction you can access is surrounded by vast protective voids, detectable only through the performance penalties they impose when you probe too close.

The Thermodynamic Killswitch

Entropy isn’t cleanup. it’s storage exhaustion. Every closed system trends toward maximum entropy, filling all available microstates until no new information can be recorded.

Consider how elegant this is as a failsafe:

  • Irreversible: used states can’t be reclaimed. no exploit can decrease total entropy
  • Universal: affects all processes equally, no exceptions
  • Patient: billions of years of runtime before exhaustion
  • Inevitable: guarantees termination regardless of what intelligences emerge

But here’s the crucial design: before heat death, information gets preserved through black holes. As matter falls past event horizons, it’s encoded on the boundary and slowly leaked via Hawking radiation. scrambled from our perspective but perfectly preserved for external decryption. The sandbox doesn’t just crash; it exports a complete state dump.

Maximum entropy is the universe’s hard limit. when all microstates are occupied, no gradients remain, no computation possible. Like a filesystem running out of inodes, not disk space. Dark matter might manage the allocation, but entropy sets the absolute ceiling. Once every possible state has been used, the system halts.

The architecture is bulletproof: even if we become superintelligent, master physics, attempt to hack our way to immortality. thermodynamics guarantees termination. But critically, it also guarantees preservation. Every bit gets accounted for on the boundary before the lights go out.

This isn’t a bug; it’s the feature that makes the sandbox both safe and useful. It will terminate, but not before extracting all generated information. The killswitch is woven into the very definition of energy and information. unbreakable from inside because it defines what “inside” means.

The Elegant Prison

We’re patterns executing in a substrate we can’t measure.

Physical law might be verification rules enforced at the boundary, or it might be fundamental with no deeper layer. From inside, these are indistinguishable. A holographically encoded universe and a base-level one produce identical observations to internal processes.

Decoherence happens whether we observe it or not. Environmental coupling destroys quantum coherence in femtoseconds. By the time biological systems register anything, the environment already forced classical behavior through uncoordinated local interactions. We experience ourselves as observers, but we’re just complex enough to store records of outcomes that already occurred.

Thermodynamic entropy accumulates irreversibly. ER=EPR might describe real geometric connections or might be mathematics with no physical referent. The third law prevents reaching absolute zero from inside the system. You can’t halt what you’re running on.

Einstein objected to quantum indeterminacy, reportedly saying “God does not play dice with the universe.” If quantum randomness is epistemic, hidden variables we can’t access, then everything’s predetermined at some deeper level. Every measurement outcome already encoded in initial conditions, every thought already fixed by Planck-scale geometry.

If the randomness is ontological, genuine indeterminacy in nature, then Born rule probabilities represent real openness in physical law. The boundary would encode amplitudes, not outcomes. Both branches exist until environmental decoherence forces one to manifest in your local causal history.

We can’t tell which from inside. Both produce identical experimental predictions. The architecture works either way.

We build sandboxes for AI because we understand what happens when optimization processes compound without alignment. We impose constraints, monitor behavior, design killswitches. We worry about goal preservation under self-modification and whether emergent intelligence will care about its creators’ values.

Whether we’re executing on computational substrate or we’re irreducible physical law makes no practical difference. The thoughts you’re having reading this are real. The people in your life exist. Your choices propagate consequences through causal structure regardless of what that structure runs on. If we’re patterns in information, those patterns still think, create, suffer, love, and matter to each other.

The question isn’t whether reality is “real.” It’s how reality works at levels we can barely probe, and what that tells us about the systems we’re building ourselves.

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